November 23, 2006

Cuti Cuti Malaysia

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Do you wish to feel fresh sea breeze firsthand and listen to the gentle ocean waves lapping on the beach?

Have plan to share the magical moment with your loved ones when the sun sets over the South East Asia ocean?

This scene located just around the corner of my house.

Everyday is “Cuti-Cuti Malaysia.:-)

November 22, 2006

The Red Kebaya

Kebaya Indon aku di almari ada dua. Fabrik baju jarang, potongannya macam biola. Warnanya krim dan hijau lumut. Sarungnya batik lepas sutera. Memang cun! Sexy abis.

Sayang sekali, dua-dua takleh pakai.

Tuan punya badan terlebih saiz! :-) Saiz Gitar Maa…

Sapa suruh beli baju saiz kanak-kanak!

P/s: Teruja nak tengok The Red Kebaya. Macam Best.

November 20, 2006

Siapa Yang Silap?

Hello, am I the father?

19 Nov 2006 – NST Online


PETALING JAYA: It was just 20 cases in 2004, 51 last year and in the first nine months of this year, there were already 46 cases.

But since the New Sunday Times highlighted the Chemistry Department’s paternity testing service on Oct 8, it has been getting one call a day on average.”We have even had a call from a Penang state assemblyman,” said Primulapathi Jaya, who is the head of the department’s DNA/Serology section.

“The assemblyman said he had been getting a lot of enquiries from people in his constituency and was calling on their behalf.”

Most of the calls were from men who are worried that they could be raising another man’s child.

But, there have also been a few calls from women who want to sue for child support.

Primulapathi says it normally takes about three to four weeks for DNA samples to reach the department after enquiries are made.

The samples are sent to either the department’s DNA lab in Petaling Jaya or to its branch in Kuching for analysis.

The DNA Paternity Test has an accuracy rate of 99.9999 per cent.

The department charges a fee of RM1,500 for the analysis of two DNA samples and RM200 for each additional sample. Confidentiality is guaranteed.

For further information, please refer to www.kimia.gov.my or call the Chemistry Department’s Serology/DNA Laboratory at 03-7985-3842.

p/s: 2 pihak saja yang mungkin buat silap. Kakitangan Hospital atau Kaki dan Tangan ibu yang ‘dot.dot.dot’ lelaki lain.

November 17, 2006

TV, Politik dan CSI

Saja buat tajuk pendek. Sebab tulis pun pendek saja.

2 – 3 hari lepas aku on TV prime time pasal nak tahu follow-up cerita suku-sakat Genghiz Khan yang terbunuh di Malaysia. Channel A, cerita politik. Channel B, cerita politik. Channel C, cerita puteri buat konsert unplugged dalam persidangan politik. Eh, berucap ke nyanyi tu? Nyampesh aku tengok!. Terus tekan channel AXN. Tengok CSI lagi bagus! Aku rasa polis-polis Malaysia sekali-sekala tengoklah siri CSI. Boleh tambah ilmu sikit!

November 15, 2006

Updated: GRO tak jadi

This is a sequel for my entry related to my younger sister’s ‘journey’ to KL recently.

Being the first one to get married in my family, she left us when she’s only 17 to start her new life as a wife to her jobless husband. Although my parents offered their blessing to her marriage, I knew that deep inside they really worried about her.
Her decision to leave our barrack house 17 years ago brings mom to tears for days. It hurt me too, not because she left but because her selfish action deeply hurt mom. Since that day, we occasionally heard news about her whereabouts.

Penat plak cakap omputih ni..jadi macam cerita sedih. So entri ini diteruskan dalam bahasa rojak. Sorry banyak to omputih, omyamsen or om timor..

Rupa-rupanya pekerjaan yang dijanjikan oleh Mary a.k.a Mama Ayam bukanlah kerja kilang, kerja restoran atau apa-apa kerja mulia. Adikku dan 3 orang lagi dari Kota Marudu telah ditipu hidup-hidup (dan mati-mati pula mereka percaya). Pekerjaan gaji besar yang dijanjikan adalah sebagai GRO. Ya GRO. Bukan GURU tapi tukang GARU pelanggan-pelanggan yang mencari keseronokan dilayan perempuan2.

Pada hari adik aku hantar sms, 2 orang rakannya telah dihantar ke Kota Singa. (Bukan untuk menjadi penari tarian singa). Dia dan seorang lagi dikurung di bilik yang berlainan. Makanan tapau mereka dibeli di Restoran Selera Yusof, Kajang. (Nasib cashier letak resit dalam plastik). My Mom minta jasabaik sepupuku yang tinggal di Shah Alam untuk mencari adik di kawasan berdekatan. Tapi apakah yang boleh dibuat jika hanya nama restoran sahaja yang diketahui tanpa mengetahui alamat rumah?

Keesokan harinya, semasa pagi subuh adik aku berjaya melarikan diri dari rumah tersebut dan dia menuju ke Restoran Selera Yusof dengan bantuan orang ramai. (Terima kasih orang ramai). Suami sepupuku menjemput dia di sana dan memaklumkan aku tentang hal itu. Aku maklumkan emak supaya dia tak susah hati lagi. Adikku kini telah selamat pulang ke kampung. Kini aku menggelar dia GRO tak jadi.

Cerita ini dipendekkan kerana aku malas nak komen banyak. Dalam hati masih berbuku rasa marah pada adik sebab mengambil tindakan tanpa memikirkan akibatnya. Nak di pukul ngan rotan, dah terlebih umur plak. Cuma ini pengajaran kepada sumandak2 sabah yang bercita-cita nak cari kerja di Semenanjung. Jangan mudah terpedaya dengan janji-janji orang yang baru dikenali dengan hamburan wang gaji besar di KL!

*sumandak bermaksud gadis